Thursday, January 17, 2013

Rules for Living


My Rules for Living


  • TRUST NO ONE (outside the immediate family); THEY—not the family-- will eventually STAB you in the back or other VITAL organs.  Corollary: Human Beings left to their own devices will eventually self-destruct and cannot/should not be trusted.
  • COINCIDENCES don’t exist; however, CONSPIRACIES do.
  • God exists; He is knowable; He has shared His power (Priesthood) with mankind in order to help them live better lives and become like Him.  The Book of Mormon and the restored Church are TRUE.  Corollary:  God is NOT a CFO; final judgment is about who/what we BECOME rather than acquisition of SPIRITUAL NET ASSETS.
    • God missed a huge opportunity by NOT rebooting western civilization on 2000-01-01 (Y2K); I was looking forward to the destruction of Western Civilization.
    • God missed another huge opportunity during the end of the Maya Calendar --in December 2012.  We really needed to start over.
  • If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is, and you are dealing with either a LIAR, a THIEF, a CON-MAN, or someone FROM the Government.
  • Corporations, for-profit and non-profits,  are a creation of the State; they owe their existence to a legal provision in CONTRACT law—they and their representatives are NOT to be TRUSTED.
  • Never apologize, it makes you appear weak.