The Ideal 2016 GOP Candidate

The GOP needs to nominate a black female with impeccable conservative, true conservative credentials.  Preferably, this ‘ideal candidate’ will be current or former governor from a blue state.  This former governor will ideally have a Hispanic surname and have at least one grandparent of Asian decent.  Native American ancestry would also be a huge advantage.  This ideal candidate will have three grown adult children, one of whom is either gay or a lesbian. 

These attributes of the ideal candidate will eliminate the so-called-war-on-women; will solve the GOP problem with Hispanics, Asians, and Native Americans.  The drive-by-media will have no ability to attack the GOP as women hating-racists.

Here is the rub.  

There has been much discussion about a potential candidacy of Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, or Chris Christie.  Most of this have been pushed by Karl Rove, a political consultant who has gotten rich managing the campaigns of many RINOs.  

Neither Romney, Bush, nor Christie are a black woman with a Hispanic surname.  They do not have Asian ancestors in their family trees.  They do not have any gay, lesbian, or transgender children.  Most importantly they do not have any conservative credentials.  Romney, Bush, and Christie simply do not qualify for a 2016 Presidential campaign.